How do you get your man’s attention when he has a one track mind… baseball! Give me a break! This sport is on more than any other sport in existence!
Ok, so…. my man is a hardcore fan of his favorite baseball team. You know the type…the world comes to a screeching halt and stops spinning when it’s game day. Nothing else matters for my guy, and me? Well, let’s just say I could hang myself from the ceiling by toes right next to him and he wouldn’t notice. There have been times I did everything short of this trying to get his attention. All attempts have been useless and complete failures, but I have a plan.
I figure if you can’t beat ‘em, then join ‘em! What better way to distract him and get him to give me my game time? I’m getting my own baseball uniform and making my own game day! I’m just having a hard time deciding which uniform to buy.
I could go with a red and white one, considering the color is in the name of his favorite team. Yep, you got it! The Red Sox!
Of course I could go with a white uniform with blue pin stripes. That should put the proper twist on the whole thing since the Red Sox and New York Yankees fans hate each other! That might get me more of his attention and make it a better time!
Then again, I could play the “I make the rules here bud! You’re just a playaaaar!” card and be an umpire. I do like to be in charge and boss him around a bit! LOL …but come on! If he wants to be on the team, then he’s gotta play by the rules! I’m more than happy to tell him what the rules of the game are and when he can get to first base or hit that home run! He better get into that warm up box and take a few practice swings if he wants to cross home plate or he won’t even get up to bat! Hmmm…I could wear these shoes.
Take me out to the ball game…right, I am the ball game! What do you think? Will I win the game?