Howdy Ma’am

By April 22, 2009 In the News No Comments
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You know what it’s like when it’s been a long, long day and you’ve had your boss breathing down your neck and she was crackin’ that whip she loves so much? You’re feet are killing you and you can’t wait to get home and kick those heels off and tear that tight uncomfortable suit you can’t breathe in off! Wouldn’t it be nice if hubby met you at the door?

Credit: Shlomaster

Credit: Shlomaster

Your morning started out like any other, a hot shower, brushed your teeth…ah nice, refreshing and squeaky clean! You select the right suit for the day and the perfect shoes; you grab a muffin for the ride in and off to work you go. It’s just a normal day.

You’re at your desk when you hear your name…in that voice…the boss. “Omg, what is it now?” You spend your day rewriting memos, running errands, fetching coffee for her and nothing makes her happy! It stinks to be you today!

Yay! It’s 5:00! You grab your purse, punch the clock and you’re out the door in a flash! “I’m outta heyar!” All the way home you play back your day, you grumble at your devil of a boss and swear she is out to get you! “She is impossible! … I can’t wait to get these shoes off!”

You finally make it home. “That’s it! Off with the shoes!” You walk to the door with all the work you brought home to finish, all those rewrites, and to boot you’re juggling your coffee mug and those shoes you ripped off a second ago! You manage to maneuver the door open with your chin and there he is…hubby! You’re so frustrated at first. He didn’t bother to help you open that door! Didn’t he hear you grumbling and struggling? What is wrong with him? “Do something! Take something from me!” Doesn’t he see I’m having problems?

Then you notice. “Why is he wearing a cowboy hat?” What the…”Why does he have a toy gun? Wait, he’s got on chaps too? What the?”

“Howdy ma’am.” Suddenly a bell goes off…”ding, ding, ding!” and you drop everything to the floor. LOL…”Howdy cowboy!”

How funny…she was so frustrated from her day, it took her a minute for everything to register. Has hubby ever done something like this to you?

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