Why Heidi Klum Should Wear Costumes in Bed

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The news is spreading regarding Heidi Klum’s admission in Cosmopolitan’s May issue that she doesn’t see the need to wear sexy costumes in the bedroom. Several blogs have commented on this revelation. That’s unfortunate, Heidi. We respectfully disagree. We think you should wear sexy costumes in bed…often!

On one hand, we’re really glad that your private life is still spicy even with four children and a busy schedule. How could it not be spicy? I mean look at you two. No wonder you walk around the house naked! But on the other hand, sexy costumes are fun. The purpose of sexy costumes isn’t to replace something that’s missing from your sex life but to enhance an already “spicy” sex life. It’s a way of saying I’m so comfortable with my partner that I can act out a fantasy or take on an alter ego just for the pure pleasure and excitement it brings us both.”

So Heidi, if your sex life is fresh and exciting then it’s the perfect time to add sexy costumes. By the time sex becomes boring, sexy costumes may be too much effort and seem forced. By then you’re better off spending your money on a bigger TV and a cable upgrade because you’ll need it.

As for sexy costume choices, the Heidi Ho Beer Girl costume might be too obvious (don’t look at us, it came with that name) but there are many others to choose from. And trust us, since you like to wear Halloween costumes you’ll love to wear sexy bedroom costumes. We’ll be right here when you are ready.

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