I thought the animals only talked in Disney movies? Wear a Men's Wilfred Costume on Halloween and have everyone cracking up. This fullbody suit is covered in fleecy gray material to keep you nice and toasty as you sleep in the dog house. The hidden closure running up the front allows for easy changing. Don't worry about fixing cuffs all night long--the attached mittens and boot covers save you from the frustration of adjusting the suit. Pull up the attached hood and you'll have your own pair of long floppy ears, making you look like everyone's favorite chain-smoking canine. Having your livelihood depend on a suicidal man is like a cruel joke. Keep your caretaker alive and your bowl full when you put on a Men's Wilfred Costume! Add on fake cigarettes and a black liner nose, both available here.