Now that September is here and it’s finally socially acceptable to put on our witch’s hat, brew up a potion and settle in for a night of binge-watching seasonal flicks, we couldn’t be happier. And no Halloween movie lineup is complete without Hocus Pocus.
There’s nothing like Salem, Massachusetts during the Halloween season. Unless you’re California-born, Max who didn’t even want to move there in the first place. But without Max, it might’ve been another 300 years before a virgin came along to light the black flame candle and the happenings in Hocus Pocus might never have come to be. It doesn’t feel like Halloween without the epic battle between Max, Dani, Allion and Binx, with some help from Billy Butcherson versus the Sanderson Sisters.
Dive right into the world of Hocus Pocus with the help of these character quotes! And when it comes to dressing up this Halloween, don’t be a Max. Get your Halloween costumes now!
Here’s the perfect song to jam out to while you read through the quotes from the characters of Hocus Pocus.
Winifred Sanderson
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Oh, look. Another glorious morning. Makes me sick!
You know, I’ve always wanted a child. And now I think I’ll have one on toast!
Why was I cursed with such idiot sisters?
What a fool to give us thy life for thy sister’s.
Come, we fly!
I put a spell on you, and now you’re mine!
Dost thou comprehend?
Dani
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Max likes your yabbos. In fact, he loves them!
A virgin lit the candle.
It doesn’t matter how young or old you are, you sold your soul! You’re the ugliest thing that ever lived, and you know it!
You’re my kitty now. You’ll have milk and tuna fish every day. And you’ll only hunt mice for fun.
This cat here, Binx, right? He can talk. My brother’s a virgin. He lit the black flame candle. The witches are back from the dead and they’re after us. We need help.
For your information, he’s a little leaguer!
Couldn’t you forget about being a cool teenager just for one night?
It’s a full moon tonight. That’s when all the weirdos are out.
Max
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You’ve messed with the great and powerful Max! Now you must suffer the consequences. I’m going to summon the burning rain of death!
No, no! He’s a good zombie.
Let’s light this sucker and meet the old broads.
Now you have no choice! You’ll have to take me!
Dani, this is the girl of my dreams.
Fine, but everyone here knows that Halloween was invented by the candy companies. It’s a conspiracy.
It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus.
Sarah Sanderson
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I am beautiful! Boys will love me!
Farewell, mortal bus boy!
Come little children, I’ll take thee away into a land of enchantment. Come little children, the time’s come to play here in my garden of magic.
I am alive!
Sucking the lives out of little children!
Hang him on a hook and let me play with him!
Mary Sanderson
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It reeks of children!
Oh, you’re right, you’re always right.
Spending a quiet evening at home.
It’s the chocolate-covered finger of a man named Clark!
Oh my, Winifred, you are the mere sprig of a girl!
Sisters, Satan has married Medusa. See the snakes in her hair.
I suggest we form a calming circle.
Thackery Binx
I’m sorry, Emily. I had to wait three hundred years for a virgin to light a candle.
I hate it when that happens.
You’re going to turn me into one of those fat, useless, contented house cats.
Take good care of Dani, Max. You’ll never know how precious she is until you lose her.
You hags! There aren’t enough children in the world to make thee young and beautiful!
I shall always be with you.
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