This is Part 3 of our list of Irish toasts and blessings. If you don’t have enough toasts by now to keep you in the St. Patrick’s Day spirit then you should seriously consider rehab.
Morning is the time to pity the sober. The way they’re feeling then is the best they’re going to feel all day.
Thirst is a shameless disease so here’s to a shameful cure.
An Irish youth proves his manhood by getting stuck in a pint, in a woman, and in a fish-in that order.
Daylight comes through the drunkard’s roof the fastest.
A man takes a drink; the drink takes a drink; the drink takes the man.
Before you call for one for the road be sure you know the road.
May your feet never sweat,
your neighbor give you ne’re a treat.
When flowers bloom, I hope you’ll not sneeze,
and may you always have someone to squeeze!
For each petal on the shamrock.
This brings a wish your way
Good health, good luck, and happiness
For today and every day.
May you live a long life
Full of gladness and health,
With a pocket full of gold
As the least of you wealth.
May the dreams you hold dearest,
Be those which come true,
The kindness you spread,
Keep returning to you.
Here’s to me, and here’s to you,
And here’s to love and laughter-
I’ll be true as long as you,
And not one moment after.
May the luck of the Irish smile upon you this St. Patrick’s Day. Costume SuperCenter hopes you catch your Leprechaun and find your pot of gold.
Check out more: Irish Toasts & More Irish Toasts.